Transformers 2: Revenge of Megan Fox's slo-mo runs

Plot:

Decepticon forces return to Earth on a mission to take Sam Witwicky prisoner, after the young hero learns the truth about the ancient origins of the Transformers. Joining the mission to protect humankind is Optimus Prime, who forms an alliance with international armies for a second epic battle.

Review:

Worst movie this summer. Complete Utter SHIT. I put up a small plot on this one because if I were to post a more elegant detailed synopsis, your minds would explode. Michael Bay has sunk to new lows on this one. Throw the script out the door and rock some CGI. This movie is only good for the elaborate slo-mo shots of Megan Fox running in the middle of a huge epic battle... need I say more.

Few issues I noticed with this movie:

1. Huge fight scene in the city suddenly is moved into the middle of a forest. Huh?

2. Takes 2 hours for the lead actors to get to an area a km away.

3. Shia's mom is high on pot brownies and is a complete moron. Har har

4. End scenes an explosion not even close to Shia and he dies and comes back to life with this prophecy from the Primes... where the hell did that come from?

5. Bay puts in 2 black robots looking like ghetto trash and doesn't see whats wrong with it. One has a gold tooth. Yikes

Genre: CGI Action shit

Rating: Not worth the time.

The Hurt Locker

Plot:

An intense portrayal of elite soldiers who have one of the most dangerous jobs in the world: disarming bombs in the heat of combat. When a new sergeant, James, takes over a highly trained bomb disposal team amidst violent conflict, he surprises his two subordinates, Sanborn and Eldridge, by recklessly plunging them into a deadly game of urban combat. James behaves as if he's indifferent to death. As the men struggle to control their wild new leader, the city explodes into chaos, and James' true character reveals itself in a way that will change each man forever

Review:

A must see movie this year. Very intense flick about the lives of bomb disarmers during wartime. Jeremy Renner is bad ass as the bomb squad leader -- breakout role for him. Probably one of the most legit movies on the Iraq war right now and the hardships of the soldiers in the conflict. Keep an eye out for a nice little cameo at the start from Guy Pearce.

Genre: Action, Drama

Rating: Great - Oscar worthy?

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

Plot:

n/a ... Don't put much time into it.

Review:

Classic Aqua Teen! Outrageous gags, hilarious happenings and all out chaos. This is an epic tale of the Hunger Force that is a can't miss for fans of Shakesula, Frylock and Meatwad. All the favorites are back for this one and they do not disappoint -- Mooninites, Plutonians, MC Pee Pants, everyone. If your a fan of them GO SEE IT NOW!

Genre: Stupid, Dumb, Confusing, Hilarious, Comedy

Rating: GREAT