The Assassination of Jesse James

Review:
The Assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford

Rating: 2/5

This is one of the longest movies I have ever seen. It is because its so slow and has very little action. The anticipation to see Jesse James getting killed was immense. I wanted him to die so bad because it would mean the end of the movie... but i was mistaken. There was another 15-30 minutes after it in which was more painful than the first 190, but with a surprisingly satisfying end. Note: the narrator throughout the movie should of been shot as well.

my xfire convo about this movie

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[20:11] .|.. Rubio: guess what happens at the end of this movie? [20:11] .|.. Rubio: its a tough one [20:11] .|.. Rubio: i'll give you time to figure it out [20:11] .|.. Rubio: heres a hint [20:11] .|.. Rubio: its called 'the ASSASINATION of jesse james' [20:11] .|.. Rubio: still dont know? [20:11] .|.. Rubio: times up! [20:11] .|.. Rubio: He gets ASSASINATED!!!!!! [20:12] .|.. Rubio: my god [20:12] .|.. Rubio: what a waste of 3 hours [20:12] .|.. FreshMeat: lol [20:12] .|.. Rubio: it took 3 hours to kill this assshole [20:12] .|.. FreshMeat: funny shit [20:13] .|.. Rubio: should of done me a favour and did it up in the first 2 minutes, tarintino style [20:13] .|.. Rubio: then we have a movie [20:13] .|.. Rubio: ffs